ciel phantomhive walking sprite sebastian michaelis walking sprite top of ciel phantomhives head with the japanese logo for kuroshitsuji on top of it peter and wendy on the trapeze finnian, looking up in wonder as gardening tools fly around him doll sitting on a tree branch in costume
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sebastian tells ciel, young master a gentleman must read all correspondance addressed to him, no matter the contents. ciel responds, shut up and give me the details ciel says must you pick at everything? what an annoying devil. and the way you talk really irks me, you know. sebastian smiles and says heh heh! sebastian has a towel around ciel, and says i wonder why the young master fails to grow any bigger. ciel kicks him in the shin and says the last person i want to hear that from is a devil that hasnt changed in centuries
SebaCiel DNI but their dynamic is really funny to me

This series may get incredibly uncomfortable at times but you know what makes it all better?
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them :)
bard, mey-rin, and finnian looking scared
The Phantomhive Servants are my favorite found family, they love their jobs and each other so much.

close-up of chibi grell sutcliff with a chainsaw
sparkly red and pink heart GRELLE SUTCLUFFE MY BELOVED sparkly red and pink heart

grell saying toodles Grelle is a grim reaper who is, against all odds, canonically trans! Though, in the English adaptations, no characters actually respect her identity, despite her constant insistence upon being a woman.

She is one of the strongest grim reapers, a mass murderer, and loves red. A girlboss icon.

Grelle is an interesting character from a "meta" perspective, too. Originally, she was the main villian of the first arc- a mass murderer who killed women and took their wombs. Grelle's transness was played for laughs and shock value, and her overly flamboyant behavior and the sexual harassment she did essentially caused her to just be a stereotype.

grell posing with her chainsaw, saying Sebas-chan, long time no see! it must be fate in the works, allowing us to meet here! After that arc, she didn't appear again for a long time. In-universe, the explanation was that she was on probation for her crimes. Once she returned in The Campania, her constant sexual jokes were toned down; while she's still flamboyant and loves to kill, she's a lot better written now and it's always a delight when she's around... though it has been a few years...


Our Ciel Phantomhive:)
"Ciel" Phantomhive is a 13 year old who deserves better. film-strip of ciel phantomhive making various facial expressions

His entire family died in a bloody attack on the manor on his 10th birthday, he and his brother were sold into a child trafficking ring and forced into a satanic cult, and he watched his brother die as a sacrifice to a demon. ciel with his eyepatch off, talking angrily

That demon was Sebastian, who, despite being Ciel's only semblance of a parental figure, is just a manipulative prick who wants to see the kid suffer until he finally eats his soul.

ciel and sebastian at the table of negotiation. bloody legs hang overtop of them. Ciel is very, very deeply traumatized. He has screaming nightmares, keeps a gun under his pillow and has taken to acting far older than he really is. This is partially out of necessity, as well; as a 13-year-old (only 10 when he first got back to his manor), nobody would take him seriously as an earl. Let alone one who is meant to do "The Queen's dirty work"- the Phantomhives are meant to clean up the criminal underworld of England. That's a lot for a child to do.

ciel leaning against a wall holding a skull He is incredibly smart though- an avid chess player (the chess metaphors in this story will kill me someday) and incredible at the business-side of earldom as well as his 'other' responsiblities. He even started his own toy company as a way to get extra money (and make his childhood dream come true; but he'd never admit to that one).

Ciel is destined to die young- as soon as he exacts his revenge against those who ripped his life to pieces, his contract with the devil will be complete and Sebastian will eat his soul. This is something our boy has accepted. It's awfully upsetting to think about, though.
black bell on green background Kuroshitsuji
also known as Black Butler
is a series written by Yana Toboso about a traumatized, rich British child and his emotionally manipulative butler (who is also a demon).

ciel looking annoyed
This series is a mess. Do Not Watch the Anime.

Obligatory Content Warning List

  • Child Abduction
  • Murder
  • headshot of sebastian michaelis
  • Gore
  • Zombies
  • Implied Sexual Assault
  • Occult
  • Child Abuse
  • Homophobia
  • Transphobia
  • Pedophilic Characters
  • Drug Use
  • The Victorian Era:(

headshot of finnian Finnian is one of my favorite characters in this series, I love him so very much. He is also Gender.

finnian smiling and holding a sheep Raised in a laboratory and experimented on his entire life, Finnian gained his name, life, and happiness through working at the Phantomhive Manor as a gardener.

His superhuman strength makes it very difficult to perform his everyday tasks, but thanks to the help of Ciel, Sebastian, and the other servants he is working hard at controlling himself.

finnian covered in blood, grinning and holding a marble column Finny was taught to read by Sebastian! He loves gardening because the idea that he could help life instead of just destroying is so important to him! He wears his heart on his sleeve and constantly has an air of childlike joy about him despite how horrible his circumstances have been!

...That being said he is still a crazy-powerful private soldier.

Doll :)
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Doll is another one of my favorite characters in Kuroshitsuji. She's pretty much a perfect mirror to Ciel, right down to her left eye being hidden as opposed to Ciel's left! She lost the ability to use her left eye due to what is implied to be her parents throwing boiling water on her.

She ended up living on the streets of London a few years before the events of the manga, and ended up becoming a part of her own found-family there. Those children who worked together to survive on the streets- all with various physical disabilities, ranging from missing limbs to growing too much/not enough- were 'taken in' by a philanthropist and asked to start a circus troupe! joker, beast, doll, dagger, peter, wendy, and jumbo covered in dirt. joker is patting dolls head lovingly. the text bubble says im so glad Doll deeply loves her found family, and struggles to be alone. She dresses as a boy most of the time so that she can room with newcomers to the circus, because 'first-string' members have rooms by themselves.

doll out of costume, dragging ciel by the arm And she's so trusting of Ciel- she really shouldn't be, but she is. He's a kid, right around her age. They both are so unassuming, so frail. But Doll is forced to participate in murder and kidnapping at the behest of the twisted man funding the circus troupe, and Ciel is there to investigate. I really stand by the idea that under different circumstances they could have been friends.

I think Ronald Knox is attractive.
ronald dressed as a doctor, sitting in a giant wristwatch and smiling smugly ronald dressed as a doctor, clutching his clipboard and yelling ronald giving a two-finger salute ronald smiling with his tongue sticking out. a star is next to his head ronald smiling from afar ronald looking at his book in shock ronald leaning on his lawn mower and smiling down at the viewer ronald leaning against a door, listening intently ronald with his jacket off, checking his watch ronald yelling AAAAAARGH CAN WE KILL HIM NOW?
Also, he's a bit silly and goofy. This man is just here to have a good time and complain about his job and I respect him for it, because me too! I am also just here for a good time and to complain about my job!